you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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