Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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