im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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