I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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