But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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