No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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