: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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