The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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