People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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