Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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