So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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