I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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