can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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