Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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I think your dad took our porno
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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