I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
