i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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