How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Are we still banned from the library?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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