Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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