Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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