i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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