Porn is love you can see.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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