just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just want nice things and good sex
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?