I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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