Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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