at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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