He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Enjoy the penises
Dicks are not precious.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I think my moral compass just broke
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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