I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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