Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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