my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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