i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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