Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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