I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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