i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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