return my video game
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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