Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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