you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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