i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
