At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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