You're so nebulous sometimes
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize