My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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