girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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