I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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