why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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