i just google imaged poop.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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