he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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