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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.

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• (831): View more from California

  high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it

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• (681): View more from West Virginia

  I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion

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  It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway

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• (209): View more from California

  I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?

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