It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She bit a glass in half.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office