Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
