her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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