Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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