It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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