chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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