maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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