Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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