What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now