this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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