also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
this will be a night to untag.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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