I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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