I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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