i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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